Things you don't want to know.

Sometimes as a Mom, it is important to just DO instead of asking too many questions.
Asking questions sometimes makes you want to run, screaming from the house...
and call in the guys in the Haz-Mat suits to just take care of it all for you.
For example...

• Why are Baby Boy's arms wet up to his elbows?
• Why is he standing next to the toilet while his sister is going potty?
• Why does he look "caught"?
• What is that puddle?
• Where are his pants?
• Why did I think potty training was necessary?
• Is that mud on the carpet? Please let it be mud...
• I sure hope there was a slug crawling across my couch that left that trail of snot-like substance...
• Wet door knob... surely its from the rain.
• Did his sleeves get that wet ONLY from sucking on the cuffs? 
• Is that laughing coming from the bathroom?

See what I mean?

Some questions just need to go un-asked.